Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

hipsters

Jerry.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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