- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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