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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

religion.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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