Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Anti Joke

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