- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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