- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

Ju... Just why?

Gays

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Hello Braydon

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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