- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Jerry.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

I saw a poor man named rich

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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