A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why did the book disappear?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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I'm taken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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