- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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