- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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