- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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