A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Niki Minaj's ass

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Gianni

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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