A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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