- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

this girl died

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

God is real

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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