Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Womens rights

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Drunk irish man

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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thermodynamics?

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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knock, knock come in

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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