What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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KKK

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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