Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Womens Rights.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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