One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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My tractor broke down.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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BOOBALANBOO

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Snooki

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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