A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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