This sentence is false.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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