Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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