Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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A ginger was with his friends

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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