- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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