Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

K.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

*spongebob voice* 25

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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