Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Gorden Brown.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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