What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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