How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Wanna here a good joke?

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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