why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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