What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Women have the right to vote.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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your father died

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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