It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Not Steve Jobs

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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