I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A black man in a country bar.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Where's my tractor?

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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