what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Tim and Eric

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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