roses are red violets are blue im in class

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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