- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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