A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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my namew is jd

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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bitches be crafty.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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