- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

penis hehehehe

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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