Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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BenWuzHear

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Stop being a centipede

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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hey guys what's up?

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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