- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

I'm banging your sister.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A black man in a country bar.

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