- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

obama

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

i dont like attention whores lol

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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