why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

The Pope

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

im not as random as you think I- Potato

#scabbers

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Spread the net.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Anti Joke

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