,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

mc hammers income.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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