- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

knock knock!! kanye west

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Womens Rights.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Guess what? Holocaust

What time is it? 10:58

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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