- Anti Joke

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.