Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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You smell like shit

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Matt is not funny.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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