Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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