why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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You're Adopted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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hey guys what's up?

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Matt Damon

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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