What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Anti Joke

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