- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

womens rights

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Comedy.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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