What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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The Pope

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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