How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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gay marriage.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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