Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Like if you like big tits.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what happens during a climax apples

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

thumb_up thumb_down +35

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

thumb_up thumb_down +35

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Hey, look under there! Under what?

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops