- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

I ponder

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A walrus walks into a bar

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Vagina ass.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Pickles

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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