Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Write Your Own ___________________________________________ It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ____________________________________________ I have read and agree to the Terms of Service- VIEW TERMS OF SERVICE

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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You have cancer

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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BOOBALANBOO

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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