- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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