Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Stop being a centipede

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What's cold and icy? Ice

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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