what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

guess what? chicken butt.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Knock Knock.

What's a small person? A midget

Women's Rights.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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