- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Once upon a cross

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

colby doesnt shave

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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