What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Punch line.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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