- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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