What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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