- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

obama's promises

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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