- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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