A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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thumbs up!

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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