- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Women.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

matty russel are you on here

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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