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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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