- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you spell eight? 8

Guess What! HI!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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