- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Yes.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

for keeps?

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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